Blogmas Day 13 – Christmas Puns

It’s the most punderful time of the year!

Blogmas day 13! It’s the unluckiest day of blogmas and I guess it is for some people as I am going to be gracing you all with some Christmas-themed puns!

Now I am someone who loves and truly appreciates a good puns. Yes they make you cringe, but you can’t help but laugh at them–whether it be out of enjoyment or pity.

  • What is the fear of Santa called?

Claustrophobia

  • What is Santa’s favorite place to go swimming?

The North Pool

  • What do elves use to read and write?

The Elf-abet

  • The best present to give an ex boyfriend?

A Nutcracker

  • Why don’t reindeer go to school?

They’re elf taught

  • Why shouldn’t you eat Christmas decorations?

You’ll get tinselitis

  • What’s the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs

  • What do you call a male, red-headed baker?

A gingerbread man

Puntastic! Now you all have a way to annoy anyone you wish this Christmas! I hope you will all be able to put these to good use.

Feel free to leave a comment down below about your favorite puns–holiday themed or not–or just if you are as obsesssed with puns as I am.

Thanks for reading. โค

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